I smell fine

Saw the craziest thing driving to work this morning. A homeless guy at a street corner with a sign that said "If you're not a female dog, you're a female hot." Peculiar enough, right?

I'm stopped at a red light. He saunters over toward my car and flips his sign over, showing me the back. On the other side, it said "My bitch thinks Negros are smelly."

WTF!

I mean, it was so over-the-top, I couldn't even get offended. If any anything, I was bemused. It was so surreal, I kinda wanted to take a picture of him. He just flipped the sign back over, and casually walked back to the curb as light changed.