Speed Bump
Optic House
When someone receives concussion, you're not supposed to let them fall asleep, otherwise, they might slip into a coma and/or die, correct?
But what if they receive a concussion after they've been up for twenty-two hours? What if they really really need to sleep, almost as much as they need to stay awake?
"Well if you need to sleep more than you need to live, then snooze it up, you lazy bitch!"
"Shut up Snarky Gerimi!"
"You shut up. Snarky Gerimi is REGULAR Gerimi. Who the f**K are you?"
"Stop having arguments with yourself. That's what crazy people do."
"I'm not crazy, I'm concussed… seriously though, who are you?"
Do you pump them full of crystal meth and coffee for twelve hours straight? That can't be good either. Pinch them every five minutes? Even if they're into the rough stuff, they're eventually going to go "OW! Quit it." and punch you.
Then fall right to sleep.
Waterboarding? Blasting Metallica at 500 decibles? Are you trying to keep Dick Cheney awake? The cure is starting to sound worse than the disease.
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